Me: "Wow, the cows are on the other side of the fence!"
Kelli: "Of course they are." (spoken with a very confused tone)
Me: "I guess they will no longer cause a traffic jam."
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Kelli: "You might see people walking with a stick."
Me: "Is that their monkey beating stick?"
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Me to U.S. airline steward: "Is this water purified?"
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Me (after using a washing machine): "Wow, actually my beanie (stocking cap) is already dry."
Kelli (after feeling my beanie): "It's not dry. Though I guess it is more dry than any clothing you have had for a while." (remembering that it is still the rainy season (monsoon) in Northern India and has been since May/June)
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Kelli: "Let's go for a walk on the coast. I'll get my car keys."
Me: "Keys? How far is it again to the coast?"
Kelli: "Half mile ..."
Me: "Why are we driving half a mile to walk to drive back home?"
(further update: we now walk to our walk ... and walk back home. And life is good.)
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